Zoe // 27 // She/Her

video games, movies, musicals, miniatures, ocs and more

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homefryboy:

10 more @incorrect-muppet-quotes bc they’re my life blood

charismat1c-megafauna:

that1girlsierra:

high-quality-tiktoks:

Teacher gift idea✏️

I’m obsessed with this because this woman is me (if I had a cricut). I make fun of all this shit but also I am SO into it. The balance between genuine lust for a good Pinterest craft and pure sarcasm in her voice is amazing. 10/10

Also? Cool of her to make something clever that kids can just go up to and take a pencil instead of possibly embarrassing themselves by asking around for one if they don’t have one, forgot it, etc.

wizard-council-bureaucrat:

random-meme-bot:

wizard-council-bureaucrat:

Things that ARE covered by your Wizard Insurance:

• Top Surgery
• Bottom Surgery
• Witch Encounters (one per century)
• Killed By Greg
• Middle Surgery (✨ New! ✨)

Oh for Gandalf’s Big Naturals- Fine! 😡

• Dental (✨ New! ✨) (first 1,000 teeth ONLY)

vampireopossum:

fecto-forgo:

fecto-forgo:

i love it when a story has siblings and they have so much beef the whole time and its everyones problem

this post is about kirby and the fucking bible never insult me like this again.

coming soon to nintendo switch !

itsaaudraw:

sketches of the blissfield butcher from Freaky (2020),, what a great movie

beardedmrbean:

disgruntled-foreign-patriarch:

thepromiscuousfinger:

Maybe plow the Lord’s fields in heaven

The Internet Mourns The Death Of Their Favorite Farmer Dave Brandt

For many online, Dave Brandt is known more as the Farmer from "But It's Honest Work", but with his death many are learning about his great c

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sofubis:

Snoopy`s Chocolate Cafe (re-ment)

memewhore:

ashstfu:

take the day off from being the bigger person and choose violence, you deserve it

marquisoforder:

They say that like it’s a bad thing 🙄